The Fluff Daddy Chair Is Peak Coziness
When historians look back at the 21st century, one look at the Fluff Daddy Chair will convince them that the 2020s were a decade committed to comfort. A turn toward the luxe and soothing comforts of home and fam is the natural answer to these anxious and uncertain times, and nothing answers the call better than the gigantic, pillowy-soft, fuzzy-bear-hug, fluff-monster of a chair with cupholders known as the Fluff Daddy Chair. Behold:
It’s as if some genius furniture designer somewhere asked herself “
If when me and my boo want to lock ourselves in the house for the weekend week, pull down the shades, make a bowl of popcorn order a pizza order two pizzas, and binge watch a whole season all eight seasons of our favorite show, what grand, cuddly throne would hold us just so?” The answer, of course, is the Fluff Daddy Chair.
The Fluff Daddy is the brilliant lovechild of a cuddly, built-for-two loveseat Mommy, and a kicked-back, feet up, get-me-another-brewski chaise Daddy, covered in the densest, softest, fuzziest, and most beautifully luxuriously plush fur-like fabric I’ve ever seen or felt on a piece of furniture in my life. Sitting in one is like having your butt swaddled by a hundred fluffy bunnies. (Trust me: I know – there’s a rabbit farm down the street).
But don’t think that just because it’s comfy it’s also a sand trap. While the Fluff Daddy is sometimes called a Fluff Monster Chair, it’s seating area supportive enough that it won’t swallow you deep into the depths of its bowels. So no need to worry that you won’t be able to get up for bathroom breaks or to grab another
cup of coffee bottle of wine. The seating area is generously cushioned to enhance comfort, and the extended leg area is well-padded for week-long lounging sessions.
But…Is It Practical?
Ok, let’s get real – just for a moment. With all the jokes about multiple pizzas and weeklong binge-watching, with all this emphasis on retreating into comfort, is the Fluff Daddy Chair just another guilty pleasure you’ll put out on the curb in a year or is it a fine piece of furniture you’ll be proud to have in your living room or home theater for years? That is, is the Fluff Daddy a bad habit you’ll have to break, or is this furniture – gulp – practical? If your answer to that is “Who cares? I! Want! My! Fluff Daddy!!” then skip ahead to the rest of the fun. But if the Biz Mommy in the back of your head wants to consider cost, and fit, and whether it will last, if you can clean pizza sauce off it, and… then Biz Mommy, this next bit is for you.
How much will the Fluff Daddy Chair set you back? About fifteen hundreen simoleans give or take (I’ve seen it as low as $1400). Depending on your budget this may not exactly be in the impulse-buy category, but I like to think that you’re getting an awful lot of furniture for that price. And when it comes to furniture, what you’re really paying for is the pleasure you get from looking at it, lounging on it, and living around it. We’ve gushed about how good looking it is and how good it feels, so let’s consider what it’s like to live around the Fluff Daddy next.
Useful or Wasteful?
Yes, you can put your drink in it, and yes you can charge your phone with it, and yes it gives new life to the term Netflix n’ chill, but is it useful? The fact that it’s a furniture combo (loveseat and chaise!) makes it more versatile than either piece of furniture alone, which makes it a two-fer: the Fludd Daddy Chair can a cozy spot for sitting and reading, or hanging with friends or family, or on the other hand you can sink into it for some serious lounging while tuning in to a show or cuddling with your boo (or both).
Will it fit?
Though it may take up a bit of space at a little over 5 feet wide by 5 feet deep (66″W x 64″D), and though some might be tempted to call it a Fluff Daddy Couch rather than a chair, I wouldn’t call it a space hog. The Fluff Daddy Chair is a space-efficient combination of two pieces of furniture, which makes it perfect for smaller living areas, or areas at the center of the life of a home.
Will it clean up?
Let’s not kid ourselves – with all the good living you’re going to be doing in the Fluff Daddy chair, you’re going to have to clean up the inevitable spill every once in a while. Fortunately, that fluff is tuff! The Fluffy Daddy is covered in a performance fabric that’s surprisingly stain-resistant, easy to clean, and low-maintainance. And for those hazmat disasters that you just can’t get out no matter how hard you scrub, lucky you: both the back and bottom cushions are reversible.
The Bottom Line
I like to think of the bottom line as the spot where I plant my butt, and the Fluff Daddy Chair is, in my option, the greatest piece of furniture to ever grace my butt that this fine world of ours has managed to produce to date. Much more than a
traditional stodgy old loveseat, the Fluff Daddy Chair has room for both you and your snuggle bunny (or more if you squeeze :), making it a cozy option for couples or small spaces.
Plus, the Fluff Daddy’s extended depth allows you to stretch out comfortably, and makes it a relaxing spot to lounge or just a cozy place for reading or hang out with the family. Put it in your living room, your bedroom, or another cozy corner of the home. the Fluffy Daddy Chair will add style, function, and a comfortable spot for relaxation and leisure. Made from durable and high-quality down alternative materials, ensuring long-lasting and superior coziness with minimal environmental impact.
How and where do I get my Fluff Daddy Chair?
Currently, they’re a bit hard to come by. Most retailers citing limited availability or that tired old “supply chain” saw. Our best advice is to check the manufacturer’s site to find a retailer near you. And get on their wait list if that’s what it takes!